My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Less talking, more tequila
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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