google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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