just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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