They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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