thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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