for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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