all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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