the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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