have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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