He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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