oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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