why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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