Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
