She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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