eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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