You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
do herpes really smell.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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