I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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