Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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