just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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