I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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