We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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