brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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