So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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