yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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