Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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