i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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