your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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