We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
