whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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