Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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