Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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