I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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