Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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