Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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