I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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