Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
