do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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