it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
