im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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