Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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