I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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