new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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