So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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