I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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