adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
