belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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