Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
