so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
pray to the hookup gods
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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