The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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