That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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