You surviving the open bar?
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So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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