check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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