toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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