Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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