I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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